I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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