You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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