He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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