The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
