He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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