he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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