Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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