yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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