How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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