HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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