This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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