I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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