you guys were way drunker than both of me
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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