Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
should my penis look like a turkey
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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