If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Girls should come with a carfax report
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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