You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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