Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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