I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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