apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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