My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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