I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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