Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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