let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
this just has baby written all over it
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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