it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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