she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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