This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
