I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Randomize
