The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I have aggressive nipples.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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