***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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