That's intense
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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