But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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