i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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