Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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