There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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