Moan for me like Helen Keller
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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