You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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