have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize