he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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