she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
