Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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