How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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