Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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