rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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