I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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