i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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