I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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