oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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