Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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