Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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