I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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