He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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