It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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