he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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