Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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